Well the results are in and sadly it would appear that gravity has won the day.
I suppose it makes sense. Landing butter side up is probably only a cosmic misdemeanor while violating the law of gravity is apparently a felony charge. Still it is somewhat disappointing not to see the toast float. I'd like to try the Toast and Cat experiment next; but a lack of cats and a healthy respect for PETA's nonexistent sense of humor lead me to believe that might be unwise. Maybe I'll watch that film instead... Or not. However; the random reference to a film I've never seen did provide me with a new insight. Hope is less dense than air. Or perhaps it has some anti-gravitic properties... Maybe soon we'll all be flying around in aircraft held aloft by hope. Or maybe we already are. I always hope the plane stays in the air when I'm flying. I've got a pot of coffee and a couple new ideas for the blog brewing so stay tuned. And have a mug ready.