Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Side Effects May Include...

If you suffer from occasional or infrequent mild headaches Genericprescriptionpainreliever might be right for you.  In a few patients who we paid a lot of money Genericprescriptionpainreliever has been shown to occasionally not make headaches worse.  Genericprescriptionpainreliever is really not for anyone but ask your doctor if it is right for you.  Side effects may include runny nose, nasal sores, glaucoma, cataracts, nasal fungal infection, benign but dangerous liver tumors. (These benign liver tumors can rupture and cause fatal internal bleeding. In addition, some studies report an increased risk of developing liver cancer), nausea, sleep disturbance, having to read this blog, constipation, flatulence, and vomiting, depressed mood, trouble concentrating, sleep problems, crying spells, Elvis impersonation, delusions of grandeur, aggression or agitation, changes in behavior, hallucinations, an irresistible urge to quote television commercials, thoughts of suicide or hurting yourself, sudden numbness or weakness, especially on one side of the body, blurred vision, sudden and severe headache or pain behind your eyes, sometimes with vomiting, the urge to repeat stories you've already told ten times, hearing problems, hearing loss, or ringing in your ears, seizure (convulsions), an inability to remember the name of the actor who played in that movie (you know the one), severe pain in your upper stomach spreading to your back, fast heart rate, fever, chills, body aches, flu symptoms, purple spots under your skin, easy bruising or bleeding, joint stiffness, bone pain or fracture, and headaches.  In a few, not nearly as rare as we'd like, cases patients have experienced severe side effects including: stroke, alien abduction, heart attack, zombification, coma, Charlie Sheen, death, and dinner with in-laws.  Genericprescriptionpainreliever: with side effects like these you'll never notice the headaches again.


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