As many of you know 15 years ago humanity faced the greatest threat to its existence since the advent of disco. It was at this time that the earth was suddenly and viciously attacked by an overwhelmingly superior extraterrestrial force. The attack came without warning and without mercy and in a matter of moments millions were dead and hope seemed distant than the depths of the cosmos our enemy had crossed to reach us. Were it not for the selfless bravery of Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum who risked their live traveling to the alien mother ship and launched a cyber attack which crippled the alien vessel's otherwise impenetrable shields none of us would be here today. And let us not forget the sacrifices made by the brave pilots led by president Bill Pullman who flew unflinching into the very teeth of the monster; laying that beast low. So on this our Independence day we remember those who fought to make this day possible. And we salute those brave souls who stared death in the eye and did not blink. And now if you'll excuse me I believe I hear the fat lady.
On an unusually serious note I'd like to dedicate this post and my thanks for the freedom to post such nonsense to my friends and brothers who today are standing in harms way to defend the freedoms I daily enjoy. Nick and Ben this ones for you.