Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Adventures with Earl E. Morning.....continued.....

I am most certainly thankful that instead of awaking to the “zombie apocalypse” Brian wished upon us all last night that I instead awoke to an otherwise healthily mundane dose of ordinary Tuesday…….albeit rather early…….which you will read about below in an open letter to my infamous colleague “Earl E. Morning.”
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Dear Earl E. Morning:
I realize we’ve been spending a lot of time together, but please do not mistake this for me “liking” you.   I would, however, like to thank your associate 0630 for some stunning views of the moon over the last few weeks and further thank your colleague 0730 for some beautiful sunrises…….but I have yet to find a redeeming quality in 0430…….which has resulted in a mandatory 2130 bedtime and today a resultant 0230 wake-up for fear that I might sleep through my alarm clock…….after which, I spent the remaining two hours contemplating the art-work of Agnes Martin (true story….and more on her later), but what I really could have used was the sleep.  So, instead, armed with a bowl of cereal and a Red Bull, I plunged off into the darkness to ROW, ROW, ROW the BOAT (not so) GENTLEY DOWN THE STREAM (aka: Cape Fear River)……..I am however relieved to see that tomorrow you will not get your icy paws around me until a time that starts with a “7”…and with that I am satisfied.
Sincerely,
e

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