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And remember:

After all mans intellect and power
All you get is 650,000 hours
If you're lucky then you're dead
Says the voice inside my head
That keeps me moving on
Keeps me singing these songs

God chose the foolish things of the world to shame the wise

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

A cheerful heart is good medicine.

Never get involved in a land war in Asia.